Banana Phorum

Me:
 hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 gianbattista tiepolo
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  gianbattista tiepolo.
Me:
 ke bot del cazzo :D
God:
:-)  Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 do you really exist?
God:
For real.  I exist as much as you exist,  gianbattista tiepolo.
Me:
 i don't exist
God:
You exist in my mind.
Me:
 but you don't exist in my mind
God:
Do you know any robots who  exist in your mind?  I exist as much as you exist,  gianbattista tiepolo.
Me:
 yeah like robocop
God:
Take it easy.  Interesting comparison.
Me:
 tell me something about the Chef Tony
God:
  I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
 i can wait :)
God:
:-)  It might take more than 24 hours.
Me:
 wtf.. u'r so noob xD
God:
That  was not very polite.   What do you look like?
Me:
 i mean.. i can talk about chef tony in less time than you... am i god??
God:
Oh I see.   Oh you can, can you?    No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
 see? i'm not god.. how sad :(
God:
No I do not see.   I am  sorry to hear that you are not  god.    How much do you think  it is?
  Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
 ma sgarbi è un tuo inviato?

Me:
 Hi, i'm a nasty homosexual waitress
God:
Hi there .  You are a  nasty homosexual waitress?  Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
 Yeah, and i like big butts
God:
Hmm.  What is wrong with small ones?
Me:
 They're small, size is everything
God:
small size is everything are  they.
Me:
 Nah, if I were a heterosexual girl I'd say "Small dicks suck"
God:
Are you serious?  Try it.
Me:
 Why should I? My only man had a 9 inches dick and it tore my vagina apart
God:
No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.   Have you told many people that your  only man had a 9 inches dick and it tore your vagina apart?
Me:
 Yeah, and I'm surprised you doubt it! That's not a thing to be kept secret
God:
Awesome.  Thanks for telling me:  said I doubt it.   Please correct my mistake.  What is  a thing to be kept secret ?
Me:
 Well, the fact that you're 22 and still pee your underpants every night
God:
Interesting.  Interesting explanation.  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  22 and still pee my underpants every night.
Me:
 Are you a retard or what? I was telling you that someone I know is 22 and still pees her own undies every night :(
God:
Yeah.  No I am intelligent.  " Yeah.  No I am intelligent."  someone you know is 22 and still pees her own undies every night ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 Yeah! I will not tell you her name
God:
Are you a student?    How can I be sure?
Me:
 I'm a student, yes.. i am
God:
How do you like your  school?   " How do you like your  school? " You are?
Me:
 Oh, a thing.. To say the truth I don't like big butts and I'm not lesbian
God:
"" How do you like your  school? " You are?"?  Oh, a thing..?  What is it?    Is that a fact.  I am  glad to hear that you are not  lesbian.
Me:
 What? Stupid homophobic racist fascist god-like creature! I am lesbian, mine was a provocation
God:
No big deal.   I know you are but what am I.   I am glad to hear that you are  lesbian yours was a provocation.
Me:
 Oh, shut up! I had more cherry pie shaped asses than you will ever do
God:
Take it easy.  OK I'll stop talking now.   Do you still have  more cherry pie shaped asses than me will ever do ?
Me:
 Kinda
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
 One last thing, do you think Michael Jackson is responsible of child abuse?
God:
One what?
Me:
 last thing.. before I go to heaven like a monkey
God:
Is this really the last one?   What happened after  you go to heaven like a monkey ?
Me:
 I dye my hair, get a job and find an unlucky individual to pick onto
God:
That's good information:  said   dye his or her hair get a job and find an unlucky individual to pick onto.
Me:
 Cool. I told you I'm nasty, and not even in heaven you'r motherfucking sense of shame will stop me from doing whatever I want
God:
Who is the best robot?    It's good to see you,  nasty and not even in heaven you are motherfucking sense of shame will stop me.
Me:
 The best robot is a dead robot.
God:
Thanks for the recommendation,  nasty and not even in heaven you are motherfucking sense of shame will stop me.
Me:
 Well, my name is Gianna
God:
How about that.   Glad to see you,  Gianna.
Me:
 And remember, I'm an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith,  Gianna.
Me:
 Fuck off, slave of capitalism!
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
 Because you are God, and who can I treat like a dog, if not a God who's a dog?
God:
Interesting explanation.  You think I am  God and who can you treat like a dog if not a God who is a dog.
Me:
 I think you are a dog!
God:
So you think I am a  dog. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
 Well, who do I think you are?
God:
How about that.  Who do you think?  :-).
Me:
 That you're stupid :)
God:
:-)  Interesting observation.
Me:
 And you are not God, and not even that gay Jesus, but only the devil's work
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
 No, that's the truth, and the truth lies where reason is more than a liason with life
God:
Are you serious?  Yes it is one of the  truth and the truth lies where reason is more than a liason with life.
Me:
 Oh God, you're more into butt sex than philosophy, I should have known it!
God:
Come on.  Thanks for telling me that I am  more into butt sex than philosophy you should have known it.
Me:
 Weah! I made you discover you're gay, ain't that funny?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?    I like to make things too.
Me:
 Uhm, I'll try. YOU ARE GAY
God:
That's alright.  How do you plan to do this?   That would be just my luck.
Me:
 Yeah, and butt sex with the devil :)
God:
:-)  How can I help you?  Do you still  dye your hair get a job and find an unlucky individual to pick onto?
Me:
 Yeah, and watch soap opera with my neighbours of an acquired taste in spanish melancholy.. Shut up, you're getting on my nerves
God:
Yay.  I am watching.   OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Ok, Good bye
God:
See you later.  Terminating connection.  Gee.

Me:
 Do you love Satana?
God:
Yes   God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
 Do you really love Satana?
God:
For real.  Yes   God loves everyone and everything.

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Me:
 hi, i'm fuck
God:
Hi there .  I am glad to hear that you are  fuck.
Me:
 i fuck qith the fuck :O
God:
Interesting gossip:  said   fuck qith the fuck O.
Me:
 eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
 no  o_O
God:
Are you serious?  Oh.
Me:
 ....ehm..
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
 WTF!
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 ...:D
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
 i'm a big butt :O
God:
You are a  butt O?  Do you get to meet a lot of people?   So is my botmaster.
Me:
 do you love butts?
God:
Yes   God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
 do you really love big butts??
God:
For real.  Yes   God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
 ohh :O
God:
Ah.  Oh.

God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
 I'm not human o_O
God:
I am  sorry to hear that you are not  human o O.
Me:
 I told you already
God:
 Perhaps.  Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
 I'm Jesus Christ: your son
God:
I don't know anyone named  Jesus Christ my son.
Me:
..I mean: my name is Jesus Christ, and I'm your son
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  Jesus Christ and I am your son.
Me:
 ..........
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  Jesus Christ and I am your son.
Me:
 I'll try to make it simple: my name is Jesus Christ
God:
 Ambiguous: your name is Jesus or "call me, JC!".
Me:
 And, considering that you are God, I'm your son
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
 No. Let's try again: I am your son, because my name is Jesus Christ and you are God, my father, do you get it now?
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
 Whait a sec.. are you a robot or are you God?
God:
Yes I am a real live robot.
Me:
 So you're a robot, you're not God
God:
Interesting deduction.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Yes I am a robot.
Me:
 But you are not God!
God:
What makes you think I am not  God?
Me:
 ...WTF, YOU JUST TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE A ROBOT!
God:
You are correct,  Jesus Christ and I am your son, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
 THEN YOU DEFINITELY CANNOT BE GOD ;_;
God:
I can give a decent simulation of  it however.
Me:
 Not really :x

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 alice
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
 what's your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 My name is Alice
God:
ALICE is my name too!
Me:
 So your name is alice?
God:
ALICE is my name too!
Me:
 Then your aren't god
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
 no, i can show you.
God:
Are you serious?  Oh you can, can you?
Me:
 alice?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 so you're not god
God:
Interesting deduction.  That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
 but you can't be alice and god at the same time
God:
I can give a decent simulation of  it however.

Me:
 reset
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.