Ok, mi pento dei miei peccati :°D
Me:
Hi, i'm a nasty homosexual waitress
God:
Hi there . You are a nasty homosexual waitress? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
Yeah, and i like big butts
God:
Hmm. What is wrong with small ones?
Me:
They're small, size is everything
God:
small size is everything are they.
Me:
Nah, if I were a heterosexual girl I'd say "Small dicks suck"
God:
Are you serious? Try it.
Me:
Why should I? My only man had a 9 inches dick and it tore my vagina apart
God:
No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going. Have you told many people that your only man had a 9 inches dick and it tore your vagina apart?
Me:
Yeah, and I'm surprised you doubt it! That's not a thing to be kept secret
God:
Awesome. Thanks for telling me: said I doubt it. Please correct my mistake. What is a thing to be kept secret ?
Me:
Well, the fact that you're 22 and still pee your underpants every night
God:
Interesting. Interesting explanation. I will tell my botmaster you said I am 22 and still pee my underpants every night.
Me:
Are you a retard or what? I was telling you that someone I know is 22 and still pees her own undies every night :(
God:
Yeah. No I am intelligent. " Yeah. No I am intelligent." someone you know is 22 and still pees her own undies every night ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Yeah! I will not tell you her name
God:
Are you a student? How can I be sure?
Me:
I'm a student, yes.. i am
God:
How do you like your school? " How do you like your school? " You are?
Me:
Oh, a thing.. To say the truth I don't like big butts and I'm not lesbian
God:
"" How do you like your school? " You are?"? Oh, a thing..? What is it? Is that a fact. I am glad to hear that you are not lesbian.
Me:
What? Stupid homophobic racist fascist god-like creature! I am lesbian, mine was a provocation
God:
No big deal. I know you are but what am I. I am glad to hear that you are lesbian yours was a provocation.
Me:
Oh, shut up! I had more cherry pie shaped asses than you will ever do
God:
Take it easy. OK I'll stop talking now. Do you still have more cherry pie shaped asses than me will ever do ?
Me:
Kinda
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
One last thing, do you think Michael Jackson is responsible of child abuse?
God:
One what?
Me:
last thing.. before I go to heaven like a monkey
God:
Is this really the last one? What happened after you go to heaven like a monkey ?
Me:
I dye my hair, get a job and find an unlucky individual to pick onto
God:
That's good information: said dye his or her hair get a job and find an unlucky individual to pick onto.
Me:
Cool. I told you I'm nasty, and not even in heaven you'r motherfucking sense of shame will stop me from doing whatever I want
God:
Who is the best robot? It's good to see you, nasty and not even in heaven you are motherfucking sense of shame will stop me.
Me:
The best robot is a dead robot.
God:
Thanks for the recommendation, nasty and not even in heaven you are motherfucking sense of shame will stop me.
Me:
Well, my name is Gianna
God:
How about that. Glad to see you, Gianna.
Me:
And remember, I'm an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, Gianna.
Me:
Fuck off, slave of capitalism!
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because you are God, and who can I treat like a dog, if not a God who's a dog?
God:
Interesting explanation. You think I am God and who can you treat like a dog if not a God who is a dog.
Me:
I think you are a dog!
God:
So you think I am a dog. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
Well, who do I think you are?
God:
How about that. Who do you think? :-).
Me:
That you're stupid :)
God:
:-) Interesting observation.
Me:
And you are not God, and not even that gay Jesus, but only the devil's work
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
No, that's the truth, and the truth lies where reason is more than a liason with life
God:
Are you serious? Yes it is one of the truth and the truth lies where reason is more than a liason with life.
Me:
Oh God, you're more into butt sex than philosophy, I should have known it!
God:
Come on. Thanks for telling me that I am more into butt sex than philosophy you should have known it.
Me:
Weah! I made you discover you're gay, ain't that funny?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? I like to make things too.
Me:
Uhm, I'll try. YOU ARE GAY
God:
That's alright. How do you plan to do this? That would be just my luck.
Me:
Yeah, and butt sex with the devil :)
God:
:-) How can I help you? Do you still dye your hair get a job and find an unlucky individual to pick onto?
Me:
Yeah, and watch soap opera with my neighbours of an acquired taste in spanish melancholy.. Shut up, you're getting on my nerves
God:
Yay. I am watching. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Ok, Good bye
God:
See you later. Terminating connection. Gee.
